NOT COOL!

i cant stay sleep pass 11 but

the night before i went to LR for the poetry slam i told you about

and then went to ualr where one of my friends stays (i almost went to ualr)

and i was getting uberly tired because i had to drive back to the bluff

but thankfully i wasn't tired once i hit the road

nor was i tired when i finally got home

and i saw you were online so well

you know how that story went

so back to the next day

me-picking up my sis at 2

waking up at 1:20

NOT COOL

i still had to shower

and drop by her house to get her laundry

ok so i get her and we head to the laundry mat

but we cant do anything

but my dumbass left the quarters at her apartment

so we go to wendys on the way to her place

i get a 99 cent frosty

that i didn't realize SHRUNCK

to the size of one of those barrel juices

my sis was rolling

she said

i looked at the cup

i looked at the man in the window

i looked at the cup

i looked at the man in the window

and took the cup

then i was pissed cuz i didn't get a straw

i don't eat frostys with a spoon

i don't

so we get to her apartment and i go in to the quarters but i forget her flip flops

so i go back in

ok so now we are going back to the mat

and i'm sucking the frosty

through the plastic lid

i'm driving and squeezing the small cup

and you know wendys frostys are not all the way frosty

so some of it leaks out

and on to my shirt

my sister is rolling and i don't know why

because i cant feel it

but then i look down

and see a nice thick chocolate trail down my shirt

NOT COOL!

i think there was another funny that day but i cant remember it now